wearing sunglasses at night makes you seem just a little more important in life. and so does when a guy is 2 steps ahead of you pulling you're hand like you have to be somewhere quick... much like tom and katie holmes formally known as tomkat.

my new take on life is to always be in a rush and if you're not in a rush... pretend you are. other people around you don't have to know that the reason you just almost knocked them off the sidewalk was simply because you were going back to your room... pretend you have a meeting with a record label of sorts.

don't forget to yell at an imaginary person on your cell phone because pablo wasn't ready with the car this morning and so now you're late for your conference meeting. flustered sells people, flustered sells.

that image will get you on the top corner of the cover of people or the enquirer