i've come to the realization that i have trust issues with various fast food establishments and random eateries... i don't know if someone played a sick joke on me when i was a child or why i have this thought process but i used to believed that when i ordered a meal with chicken in it that they would give me fish instead.

mcdonalds i know your tricks..i order a 4 piece chicken nugget happy meal and i get fish nuggets instead...

it hasn't happened yet but i'm banking on it in the near future